Greg tries to open a simple bank account, but things go sideways fast when he’s greeted with a line only a marketing committee could love:
👉 “Welcome to Fifth Third Bank, where banking is a fifth third better.”
Cue the math jokes, Kleenex boxes, and existential despair.
Is it 1.66 better than Chase? A third worse than whole numbers? Or just… numerically absurd?
😂 Catch the latest episode and find out how Greg’s simple errand spirals into a roast of America’s worst tagline.
🎧 Listen now at www.suburbspodcast.com or wherever you listen to podcasts, like Apple Podcasts:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/season-3-episode-63-a-mug-a-bank-and-%249-82-million/id1669816704?i=1000713082720
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