Welcome To The Suburbs Podcast

It’s like hanging out with two great friends on a road trip through life as they navigate ridiculous detours, side trips and pop culture experiences. Their humor and undeniable chemistry, comes from a two-decade friendship, infused with Greg’s experience as a touring comic and sketch comedy writer and Andy’s career as an audio engineer for acts as diverse as John Mellencamp, Aerosmith, and Bob and Tom. Laughter Supplied Snacks Not Included 

I honestly was laughing my ass off. omg so funny! You two are really great together!

Patti P., Indianapolis, IN

Really funny stuff. The timing between you two was excellent

Jim M. – Indianapolis, IN

Laugh out loud through the entire episode!

Bruce J., Lebanon, NJ

Fun stuff to hear! Engaging, enjoyable and most importantly entertaining!

Dobie M, Chicago, IL

Awesome! The dog part at the end put the cherry on top!

Kent C, Tulsa, OK
  • Asian Flower Spa, Per Stirpes

    It’s officially summertime, and Andy and Greg are back with another episode of Welcome to the Suburbs—where laughter comes with legal disclaimers. Greg breaks the news about Ripple Avenue Suites’ shady former tenants (spoiler: the Asian Flower Spa lives on… in spirit and search results). And no, it wasn’t about massage—unless you were interested in a “happy ending.”

    From sweepstakes winnings to glitter drywall, mouse drama at the lake house, and whether gym class was actually “PE,” the guys navigate their usual chaos with an extra side of booty dust.

    Also in this episode:

    • Cashier’s checks for life
    • Legal advice from a practitioner who appears to be legit
    • Strangers knocking at the wrong spa door
    • The ethics of rodent removal
    • A deep dive into chicken neglect at the Indy 500

    Subscribe, laugh, and maybe check your address on Google Maps—just in case.

    🎧 Listen now to Welcome to the Suburbs –at suburbspodcast.com and on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s-3-ep-64-asian-flower-spa-per-stirpes/id1669816704?i=1000715129850 or wherever you get your podcasts.

    Laughter is contagious. Help us spread it.

  • “Welcome to Fifth Third Bank… Where Logic Comes to Die.”

    Greg tries to open a simple bank account, but things go sideways fast when he’s greeted with a line only a marketing committee could love:
    👉 “Welcome to Fifth Third Bank, where banking is a fifth third better.”

    Cue the math jokes, Kleenex boxes, and existential despair.
    Is it 1.66 better than Chase? A third worse than whole numbers? Or just… numerically absurd?

    😂 Catch the latest episode and find out how Greg’s simple errand spirals into a roast of America’s worst tagline.

    🎧 Listen now at www.suburbspodcast.com or wherever you listen to podcasts, like Apple Podcasts:
    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/season-3-episode-63-a-mug-a-bank-and-%249-82-million/id1669816704?i=1000713082720

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  • Season 3: Episode 63: A Mug, A Bank, and $9.82 Million

    This week on Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy receives an official-looking inheritance letter promising him a $9.82 million payday—if he can just ignore the red flags. Meanwhile, Greg makes a banker cry during a visit to open a joint account with his sister. What starts as a conversation about memory and sentimental objects quickly devolves into McDonald’s kiosk orders, Fifth Third Bank math jokes, and Slayer references.

    Highlights include:

    • A ceramic mug from fourth grade labeled “the stupid”
    • The sentimental spice rack nobody wants
    • Fifth Third Bank’s fractional branding disaster
    • Slayer’s greatest tits (you read that right)
    • A “totally legit” Australian inheritance letter
    • Greg’s emotional encounter at the bank

    It’s a hilarious, heartfelt, and occasionally absurd look at how we hold onto things—and when it’s finally time to let go. Whether it’s coins in a jar or questionable marketing slogans, Greg and Andy are here to process it all out loud.

    🎧 Listen now at www.suburbspodcast.com or where ever you listen to podcasts, like on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/season-3-episode-63-a-mug-a-bank-and-%249-82-million/id1669816704?i=1000713082720

  • Fried Hot Dogs, Sleep Study Nightmares, and a Haunted Airbnb

    In Episode 62, Andy and Greg are back from their holiday break with a wild real estate story that starts with a lunch break house tour and spirals into a tale of chemical face burns, raccoons in the roof, abandoned vibrators, and frying hot dogs. Along the way, there’s a sleep study that feels more like a sci-fi experiment, a run-in with Gen Z bag police at Walmart, and a building inspector who might just be living his best life. Whether it’s the chaos of Airbnb tenants or the mysteries behind closet doors, this episode delivers laughs, surprises, and the kind of storytelling only Welcome to the Suburbs can offer.

    Listen now to Welcome to the Suburbs –On Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s-3-ep-62-fried-hot-dogs-sleep-studies-and-a-haunted-airbnb/id1669816704?i=1000710861183 at suburbspodcast.com or wherever you get your podcasts. Laughter is contagious. Help us spread it.

  • Welcome to Season 3, Episode 59: “Acting Classes, Gift Guesses, and a Side of Tequila”

    After 35 years of marriage, Greg has realized something crucial: guessing what’s inside the gift before unwrapping it ruins the moment—even when you’re right. That deep emotional connection? Turns out it’s better to keep it under wraps (literally). He’s now enrolled in acting classes to learn the art of surprise. It’s going to be okay…if you believe the acting teacher and his therapist.

    Elsewhere in suburban life:

    • Greg books a COVID booster and flu shot at CVS, but arrives to find the pharmacy dark, garbage bags on the floor, and a pharmacist who smells like she just closed out the club.
    • Jennifer pays the HOA fee with sharp precision—on the due date and not a second earlier. Her voicemail is legendary.
    • A bank appointment to open an account for the family lake house takes a hard left when the banker tears up at the word “dementia.” His sister walks in mid-cry and assumes Greg’s to blame.

    It’s another episode filled with suburban chaos, emotional whiplash, and awkward honesty. Greg’s acting classes may help him mask his feelings, but nothing can cover up the hilarity (and heart) of this week’s stories.

    It’s Season 3, Episode 59—and no acting skills are required to enjoy it.

    Listen now at www.suburbspodcast.com or wherever you get your podcasts like Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/acting-classes-gift-guesses-and-a-side-of-tequila/id1669816704?i=1000703450018