Some people dream of magical vacations at Disney. Others, like Greg, just dream of leaving. While Disney superfans will argue that “it’s not just an amusement park,” Greg couldn’t agree more—because there’s nothing amusing about it. The narrow sidewalks, the questionable food, and rides that are more hype than thrill? Hard pass. Grace did find one redeeming factor: Minnie ears. But let’s be real—you can buy those online without paying for a park ticket.
Speaking of attire, did you know Ruth’s Chris has a dress code? Andy sure does—now. Turns out, “pool attire” isn’t on the acceptable list. Who knew a nice steakhouse wouldn’t welcome a man in water wings? The restaurant industry remains full of surprises.
Then there’s the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, where we have so many questions. Like, how did the Bangles get inducted before Jimmy Buffett and Foreigner? Apparently, shiny objects win over actual musical legacy. Are they judging artists on their catalog of hits or… the other kind of body of work?
Meanwhile, Greg took a trip to the dermatologist, which ended in a thrilling game of Let’s Burn That Off With Liquid Nitrogen. The result? A massive blister that ultimately popped on Keely. Her reaction? “I’ll tolerate a lot, but I draw the line at blister juice.” Fair enough.
So, if you love deep, thought-provoking discussions about dress codes, music snubs, and dermatological trauma, this episode is for you. Tune in to Season 3, Episode 54 of Welcome to the Suburbs for all this and more—because suburban life is never boring. Listen to Episode 54 of Welcome to the Suburbs on our website https://suburbspodcast.com/ or your favorite platform, 🎧 Listen now on your favorite podcast app like Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s3-episode-54-were-at-loggerheads-with-dress-codes/id1669816704?i=1000688509771
