Read more about the article Grandparenting Gone Wrong
Greg just wanted to play pretend. His granddaughter just wanted to not commit financial fraud. 🎧 Listen to the full meltdown on Episode 57 of Welcome to the Suburbs!

Grandparenting Gone Wrong

Greg and Keely were on Day 3 of a six-day grandparenting experiment, babysitting their three-year-old granddaughter—and let’s just say it didn’t go as smoothly as past visits. Greg, in an…

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Read more about the article Welcome to the Suburbs Blog: Home Is Where the Chaos Is
New fish get a proper acclimation process. Returning home after a trip? Not so much. One minute you're floating in peaceful bliss, the next, you're gasping for air in a house full of disasters.

Welcome to the Suburbs Blog: Home Is Where the Chaos Is

When I buy new fish for my tank, there are strict instructions for acclimating them to their new home. The process involves slowly adjusting the fish to the new water’s…

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Read more about the article Traffic Tetris & The Art of Setting Picks
Some see frustration, others see a strategic challenge—traffic jams bring out the best and worst in us all.

Traffic Tetris & The Art of Setting Picks

“In 49 states it's just basketball, but this is Indiana.” That phrase is more than a sports motto—it’s a cultural identity. Here, we don’t just understand basketball; we apply its…

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Read more about the article The Tale of the Pink Trunks: A Turtle Encounter to Remember
Wearing these might just guarantee more attention than you bargained for—especially from the local turtle population.

The Tale of the Pink Trunks: A Turtle Encounter to Remember

Sea turtles are nature’s gentle giants—slow and awkward on land, but underwater, they glide with poetic grace. Their faces, often adorned with a sweet, almost serene expression, suggest a mantra…

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Read more about the article S2 Episode 46: April Wine, Crows Feet, Foreigner When Foreigner Was Foreigner
April Wine concert poster with retro design.

S2 Episode 46: April Wine, Crows Feet, Foreigner When Foreigner Was Foreigner

Welcome to another hilarious and nostalgia-filled episode of Welcome to the Suburbs Podcast! This week, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with stories about concerts, classic rock, and aging…

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Read more about the article Season 2 Episode 47: Becoming A Float in A Small-Town Parade
Andy’s powder blue tuxedo: A prom-night look that’s unforgettable, for better or worse.

Season 2 Episode 47: Becoming A Float in A Small-Town Parade

Part 1: Horrible Bosses: Everyone has probably worked for at least one. Greg and Andy met while working for one, Jeff.  His billowing voice would shout commands over the intercom,…

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