They Weren’t Just Coming To Reminisce
Imagine buying a property only to discover its colorful past includes spa signage that had been tossed in the bushes and unexpected knocks on the door from former “clients.” That’s…
Season 3, Episode 64: A sweepstakes win, suspicious spa history, and suburban chaos—just another day with Andy and Greg
Asian Flower Spa, Per Stirpes
It’s officially summertime, and Andy and Greg are back with another episode of Welcome to the Suburbs—where laughter comes with legal disclaimers. Greg breaks the news about Ripple Avenue Suites’…
Cover art for Welcome to the Suburbs Season 3, Episode 63: “A Mug, A Bank, and $9.82 Million”
Season 3: Episode 63: A Mug, A Bank, and $9.82 Million
This week on Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy receives an official-looking inheritance letter promising him a $9.82 million payday—if he can just ignore the red flags. Meanwhile, Greg makes a…
New episode of Welcome to The Suburbs with Andy and Greg — tune in to Season 3, Episode 59 now!
Welcome to Season 3, Episode 59: “Acting Classes, Gift Guesses, and a Side of Tequila”
After 35 years of marriage, Greg has realized something crucial: guessing what’s inside the gift before unwrapping it ruins the moment—even when you’re right. That deep emotional connection? Turns out…
Greg just wanted to play pretend. His granddaughter just wanted to not commit financial fraud.
🎧 Listen to the full meltdown on Episode 57 of Welcome to the Suburbs!
Grandparenting Gone Wrong
Greg and Keely were on Day 3 of a six-day grandparenting experiment, babysitting their three-year-old granddaughter—and let’s just say it didn’t go as smoothly as past visits. Greg, in an…
New fish get a proper acclimation process. Returning home after a trip? Not so much. One minute you're floating in peaceful bliss, the next, you're gasping for air in a house full of disasters.
Welcome to the Suburbs Blog: Home Is Where the Chaos Is
When I buy new fish for my tank, there are strict instructions for acclimating them to their new home. The process involves slowly adjusting the fish to the new water’s…
New episode! 🚨 From a failed fake drowning to worm burgers and felon life lessons, Episode 56 of Welcome to the Suburbs is packed with chaos and comedy.
“Fake Deaths, Felon Wisdom & Fast Food Nightmares”
Here’s a shocker: The wife of a Wisconsin kayaker who faked his own drowning to abandon his family and run off to Eastern Europe is now filing for divorce. Didn’t…
Some see frustration, others see a strategic challenge—traffic jams bring out the best and worst in us all.
Traffic Tetris & The Art of Setting Picks
“In 49 states it's just basketball, but this is Indiana.” That phrase is more than a sports motto—it’s a cultural identity. Here, we don’t just understand basketball; we apply its…
When your cargo doesn’t cooperate, but you refuse to admit defeat.
A Tribute to Trailer Guy: The Heroes of the Highway
The day I moved into my first apartment, I passed a guy parked under an overpass on the side of the interstate. He stood beside his $200 fishing boat and…
Hot Beef Sundae: A Steer Commitment to Fair Food
Fondue, Fair Food, and the Culinary Questionable
Recently, Andy and Jennifer met friends at a fondue restaurant. Jennifer, expecting a light evening of stabbing strawberries and marshmallows to dunk into chocolate, was shocked to find that the…