Andy is determined to get Greg to write lyrics for the Rosslyn Retreat Airbnb, promising that national recording artist Jimi Ryser will craft the melody. He’s convinced that once guests hear it, they’ll extend their stay.
Greg: “Our first guest asked for two extensions.”
Andy: “Extension cords?”
Greg: “Yeah. She wanted to fake her own death by hanging herself in the bathroom.”
Andy: “That’s hospitality. When your first guest dies by suicide. Hahahah Does your insurance cover that?”
Greg: “Only liability. If I’m there encouraging her to jump, we’re covered.”
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