“Welcome to Fifth Third Bank… Where Logic Comes to Die.”
Greg tries to open a simple bank account, but things go sideways fast when he's greeted with a line only a marketing committee could love:👉 “Welcome to Fifth Third Bank,…
Rosslyn Retreat Needs a Jingle
Andy is determined to get Greg to write lyrics for the Rosslyn Retreat Airbnb, promising that national recording artist Jimi Ryser will craft the melody. He’s convinced that once guests…
Dressed for success—or just to confuse Greg—Gabriel the Terrier makes his mark as the most vocal podcast co-host.
Curiosity and Consequences
"Curiosity killed the cat" is a proverb that warns against being too curious or investigating things that could be dangerous. The whole saying is, "Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it…
New episode! Setting Picks, Kayak Retaliation, and Faking Death Fails—where suburban absurdity reaches new heights.
Setting Picks, Kayak Retaliation, and Faking Death Fails
Greg kicks off the episode with a sigh of relief: "Life is good—no one’s spilled my bodily fluids over any parking lots." But that doesn't mean he’s not stirring up…
Andy learned the hard way that “pool attire” doesn’t make the cut at Ruth’s Chris. Apparently, water wings and fine dining don’t mix.
We’re At Loggerheads with Dress Codes – Season 3, Episode 54
Some people dream of magical vacations at Disney. Others, like Greg, just dream of leaving. While Disney superfans will argue that “it’s not just an amusement park,” Greg couldn’t agree…
Sugary Cereal Superpowers
Even though they didn’t usually have sweet snacks around his house, Andy had the super sweet cereal choices like: Count Chocula, Captain Crunch, Quisp, Quake, and Lucky Charms. Somehow his…