Read more about the article “Fake Deaths, Felon Wisdom & Fast Food Nightmares”
New episode! 🚨 From a failed fake drowning to worm burgers and felon life lessons, Episode 56 of Welcome to the Suburbs is packed with chaos and comedy.

“Fake Deaths, Felon Wisdom & Fast Food Nightmares”

Here’s a shocker: The wife of a Wisconsin kayaker who faked his own drowning to abandon his family and run off to Eastern Europe is now filing for divorce. Didn’t…

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Read more about the article Traffic Tetris & The Art of Setting Picks
Some see frustration, others see a strategic challenge—traffic jams bring out the best and worst in us all.

Traffic Tetris & The Art of Setting Picks

“In 49 states it's just basketball, but this is Indiana.” That phrase is more than a sports motto—it’s a cultural identity. Here, we don’t just understand basketball; we apply its…

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Read more about the article The Tale of the Pink Trunks: A Turtle Encounter to Remember
Wearing these might just guarantee more attention than you bargained for—especially from the local turtle population.

The Tale of the Pink Trunks: A Turtle Encounter to Remember

Sea turtles are nature’s gentle giants—slow and awkward on land, but underwater, they glide with poetic grace. Their faces, often adorned with a sweet, almost serene expression, suggest a mantra…

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Read more about the article Thrill Rides & Doom: A Day at the Amusement Park with Dad
Hold on tight! The Wild Mouse ride brought more laughs—and a few parental safety warnings

Thrill Rides & Doom: A Day at the Amusement Park with Dad

Going to an amusement park with my dad wasn’t just an outing. It was a psychological case study in real-time. If you were a behavioral scientist, you’d have taken notes…

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Read more about the article Season 2 Episode 53 Grocery Store Culture
Breakfast flashback: Sugary cereals take center stage in Episode 53 of Welcome to the Suburbs.

Season 2 Episode 53 Grocery Store Culture

In Season 2, Episode 53 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy kicks things off with a pressing question: “What’s your favorite part of shopping at Costco?” Greg’s response? “Leaving!” It’s…

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Read more about the article S 2 EP 52: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly—Greg’s Cottage Renovation
The “after” shot: From shag carpet to chic spa vibes, Greg and Keely gave the bathroom a glow-up that even HGTV would envy.

S 2 EP 52: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly—Greg’s Cottage Renovation

Welcome to Season 2, Episode 52 of Welcome to The Suburbs Podcast! This week, we dive into Greg and Keely’s unforgettable cottage renovation adventure. What some saw as a teardown,…

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Read more about the article S2 Episode 46: April Wine, Crows Feet, Foreigner When Foreigner Was Foreigner
April Wine concert poster with retro design.

S2 Episode 46: April Wine, Crows Feet, Foreigner When Foreigner Was Foreigner

Welcome to another hilarious and nostalgia-filled episode of Welcome to the Suburbs Podcast! This week, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with stories about concerts, classic rock, and aging…

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