The day I moved into my first apartment, I passed a guy parked under an overpass on the side of the interstate. He stood beside his $200 fishing boat and…
Recently, Andy and Jennifer met friends at a fondue restaurant. Jennifer, expecting a light evening of stabbing strawberries and marshmallows to dunk into chocolate, was shocked to find that the…
Sea turtles are nature’s gentle giants—slow and awkward on land, but underwater, they glide with poetic grace. Their faces, often adorned with a sweet, almost serene expression, suggest a mantra…
Going to an amusement park with my dad wasn’t just an outing. It was a psychological case study in real-time. If you were a behavioral scientist, you’d have taken notes…
Have you ever started your day with peace and ended it with a stink bug in your mouth? In Episode 53 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Greg shares a hilariously…
In Season 2, Episode 53 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy kicks things off with a pressing question: “What’s your favorite part of shopping at Costco?” Greg’s response? “Leaving!” It’s…
Welcome to Season 2, Episode 52 of Welcome to The Suburbs Podcast! This week, we dive into Greg and Keely’s unforgettable cottage renovation adventure. What some saw as a teardown,…
Welcome to another hilarious and nostalgia-filled episode of Welcome to the Suburbs Podcast! This week, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with stories about concerts, classic rock, and aging…
Part 1: What happened at the concert, stays at the concert, unless it’s COVID. Then you take it home and share. Greg was at the John Hiatt show, took a…
Part 1: Horrible Bosses: Everyone has probably worked for at least one. Greg and Andy met while working for one, Jeff. His billowing voice would shout commands over the intercom,…