It’s officially summertime, and Andy and Greg are back with another episode of Welcome to the Suburbs—where laughter comes with legal disclaimers. Greg breaks the news about Ripple Avenue Suites’…
Greg tries to open a simple bank account, but things go sideways fast when he's greeted with a line only a marketing committee could love:👉 “Welcome to Fifth Third Bank,…
This week on Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy receives an official-looking inheritance letter promising him a $9.82 million payday—if he can just ignore the red flags. Meanwhile, Greg makes a…
In Episode 62, Andy and Greg are back from their holiday break with a wild real estate story that starts with a lunch break house tour and spirals into a…
After 35 years of marriage, Greg has realized something crucial: guessing what’s inside the gift before unwrapping it ruins the moment—even when you’re right. That deep emotional connection? Turns out…
In Episode 57, Andy was all about Jennifer’s search for the perfect wedding dress. But there’s one detail he forgot to mention: his one job for the wedding—get divorced. Turns…
When Greg’s dad was alive, he was an endless source of rants. Checking in with him was like uncorking a genie of angst—30 minutes of pure frustration directed at everything…
Greg and Keely were on Day 3 of a six-day grandparenting experiment, babysitting their three-year-old granddaughter—and let’s just say it didn’t go as smoothly as past visits. Greg, in an…
Andy is determined to get Greg to write lyrics for the Rosslyn Retreat Airbnb, promising that national recording artist Jimi Ryser will craft the melody. He’s convinced that once guests…
When I buy new fish for my tank, there are strict instructions for acclimating them to their new home. The process involves slowly adjusting the fish to the new water’s…