This week on Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy receives an official-looking inheritance letter promising him a $9.82 million payday—if he can just ignore the red flags. Meanwhile, Greg makes a banker cry during a visit to open a joint account with his sister. What starts as a conversation about memory and sentimental objects quickly devolves into McDonald’s kiosk orders, Fifth Third Bank math jokes, and Slayer references.
Highlights include:
- A ceramic mug from fourth grade labeled “the stupid”
- The sentimental spice rack nobody wants
- Fifth Third Bank’s fractional branding disaster
- Slayer’s greatest tits (you read that right)
- A “totally legit” Australian inheritance letter
- Greg’s emotional encounter at the bank
It’s a hilarious, heartfelt, and occasionally absurd look at how we hold onto things—and when it’s finally time to let go. Whether it’s coins in a jar or questionable marketing slogans, Greg and Andy are here to process it all out loud.
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