Read more about the article “Fake Deaths, Felon Wisdom & Fast Food Nightmares”
New episode! 🚨 From a failed fake drowning to worm burgers and felon life lessons, Episode 56 of Welcome to the Suburbs is packed with chaos and comedy.

“Fake Deaths, Felon Wisdom & Fast Food Nightmares”

Here’s a shocker: The wife of a Wisconsin kayaker who faked his own drowning to abandon his family and run off to Eastern Europe is now filing for divorce. Didn’t…

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Read more about the article Traffic Tetris & The Art of Setting Picks
Some see frustration, others see a strategic challenge—traffic jams bring out the best and worst in us all.

Traffic Tetris & The Art of Setting Picks

“In 49 states it's just basketball, but this is Indiana.” That phrase is more than a sports motto—it’s a cultural identity. Here, we don’t just understand basketball; we apply its…

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Read more about the article Setting Picks, Kayak Retaliation, and Faking Death Fails
New episode! Setting Picks, Kayak Retaliation, and Faking Death Fails—where suburban absurdity reaches new heights.

Setting Picks, Kayak Retaliation, and Faking Death Fails

Greg kicks off the episode with a sigh of relief: "Life is good—no one’s spilled my bodily fluids over any parking lots." But that doesn't mean he’s not stirring up…

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Read more about the article The Tale of the Pink Trunks: A Turtle Encounter to Remember
Wearing these might just guarantee more attention than you bargained for—especially from the local turtle population.

The Tale of the Pink Trunks: A Turtle Encounter to Remember

Sea turtles are nature’s gentle giants—slow and awkward on land, but underwater, they glide with poetic grace. Their faces, often adorned with a sweet, almost serene expression, suggest a mantra…

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Read more about the article Thrill Rides & Doom: A Day at the Amusement Park with Dad
Hold on tight! The Wild Mouse ride brought more laughs—and a few parental safety warnings

Thrill Rides & Doom: A Day at the Amusement Park with Dad

Going to an amusement park with my dad wasn’t just an outing. It was a psychological case study in real-time. If you were a behavioral scientist, you’d have taken notes…

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Read more about the article We’re At Loggerheads with Dress Codes – Season 3, Episode 54
Andy learned the hard way that “pool attire” doesn’t make the cut at Ruth’s Chris. Apparently, water wings and fine dining don’t mix.

We’re At Loggerheads with Dress Codes – Season 3, Episode 54

Some people dream of magical vacations at Disney. Others, like Greg, just dream of leaving. While Disney superfans will argue that “it’s not just an amusement park,” Greg couldn’t agree…

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