“In 49 states it's just basketball, but this is Indiana.” That phrase is more than a sports motto—it’s a cultural identity. Here, we don’t just understand basketball; we apply its…
The day I moved into my first apartment, I passed a guy parked under an overpass on the side of the interstate. He stood beside his $200 fishing boat and…
Greg kicks off the episode with a sigh of relief: "Life is good—no one’s spilled my bodily fluids over any parking lots." But that doesn't mean he’s not stirring up…
Recently, Andy and Jennifer met friends at a fondue restaurant. Jennifer, expecting a light evening of stabbing strawberries and marshmallows to dunk into chocolate, was shocked to find that the…
Sea turtles are nature’s gentle giants—slow and awkward on land, but underwater, they glide with poetic grace. Their faces, often adorned with a sweet, almost serene expression, suggest a mantra…
Going to an amusement park with my dad wasn’t just an outing. It was a psychological case study in real-time. If you were a behavioral scientist, you’d have taken notes…
Some people dream of magical vacations at Disney. Others, like Greg, just dream of leaving. While Disney superfans will argue that “it’s not just an amusement park,” Greg couldn’t agree…
Have you ever started your day with peace and ended it with a stink bug in your mouth? In Episode 53 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Greg shares a hilariously…
Even though they didn’t usually have sweet snacks around his house, Andy had the super sweet cereal choices like: Count Chocula, Captain Crunch, Quisp, Quake, and Lucky Charms. Somehow his…
In Season 2, Episode 53 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy kicks things off with a pressing question: “What’s your favorite part of shopping at Costco?” Greg’s response? “Leaving!” It’s…