Read more about the article Dad’s Rant, Wedding Fails, and Top 10 Lists Gone Wrong
Welcome to the Suburbs – Episode 58: Dad’s Rant, Wedding Fails, and Top 10 Lists Gone Wrong

Dad’s Rant, Wedding Fails, and Top 10 Lists Gone Wrong

When Greg’s dad was alive, he was an endless source of rants. Checking in with him was like uncorking a genie of angst—30 minutes of pure frustration directed at everything…

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Greg just wanted to play pretend. His granddaughter just wanted to not commit financial fraud. 🎧 Listen to the full meltdown on Episode 57 of Welcome to the Suburbs!

Grandparenting Gone Wrong

Greg and Keely were on Day 3 of a six-day grandparenting experiment, babysitting their three-year-old granddaughter—and let’s just say it didn’t go as smoothly as past visits. Greg, in an…

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Read more about the article Welcome to the Suburbs Blog: Home Is Where the Chaos Is
New fish get a proper acclimation process. Returning home after a trip? Not so much. One minute you're floating in peaceful bliss, the next, you're gasping for air in a house full of disasters.

Welcome to the Suburbs Blog: Home Is Where the Chaos Is

When I buy new fish for my tank, there are strict instructions for acclimating them to their new home. The process involves slowly adjusting the fish to the new water’s…

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New episode! 🚨 From a failed fake drowning to worm burgers and felon life lessons, Episode 56 of Welcome to the Suburbs is packed with chaos and comedy.

“Fake Deaths, Felon Wisdom & Fast Food Nightmares”

Here’s a shocker: The wife of a Wisconsin kayaker who faked his own drowning to abandon his family and run off to Eastern Europe is now filing for divorce. Didn’t…

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Read more about the article Setting Picks, Kayak Retaliation, and Faking Death Fails
New episode! Setting Picks, Kayak Retaliation, and Faking Death Fails—where suburban absurdity reaches new heights.

Setting Picks, Kayak Retaliation, and Faking Death Fails

Greg kicks off the episode with a sigh of relief: "Life is good—no one’s spilled my bodily fluids over any parking lots." But that doesn't mean he’s not stirring up…

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